In case you weren’t aware, the reason why I’m getting my dress made is because A) I don’t like any of the current styles of dresses and B) None of the older styles are exactly it either, or they wouldn’t fit me. So when Lorraine, the woman who’s making my dress, requested that I find a pattern, it didn’t occur to me until I started looking at patterns that all of them are based on current styles and the older styles that won’t fit.

And we’re back at square one.

What I need is someone who can make a dress based entirely off of crappy screen shots of a 1996 film being streamed on an illegal Chinese website. Anyone know any amazing seamstresses who specialize in that?

Also, if you know any magicians who could make me look remotely as gorgeous as Liv Tyler, do let me know. :D